Sunday, September 4, 2011

A Cuban Takes It Deep

So, I just got back from vacation in Miami.  I have to admit I've always had a little attitude about Cuban guys and their over-exaggerated macho attitudes.  I think most of them of compensating for some other thoughts they are having.  So I decide to take one down.

My best friend, Craigslist, comes to my aid, as always.  The ad said:

"White top visitor wants to explore with married Cuban stud.  I host, my hotel, no one ever knows."  I add a chest pic and my stats and post.  Before long, my suspicions are proven as numerous Cuban married dudes starting vying for my dick.

Some of them clearly got some experience, regardless of being married, so I pass on them.  I choose a married "family man" who will be coming from work, and "isn't sure what he wants to do," but is needing some "male-male contact."  I tell him to come over and I'll take the lead (you bet I will).

He shows up and my dick almost pops out of my pants.  This guy is built and very handsome.  He is in a suit, so I say "Get that suit off- we would not want it to get ripped - might be hard to explain to your wife."

We get undressed, and I immediately put him on his knees.  That's not where we are going to finish, but hell, we can start there to get him comfortable, right.

I start fucking his mouth, and he is loving it.  He is stroking his dick, and a minute later, he pops.  What a pussy - no control at all.  He is embarrassed.  I say "no problem, a stud like you is good for two loads, I'm sure," and continue pumping his mouth.

I put him on all fours on the bed, and start licking his hole.  It is tight, and I suspect I'll cause a confrontation if I just stick my dick in (tempted as I am).  So I start licking his hole, and fortunately, he starts getting hard again.  Not that I'm interested in his release, it is just if he stays horny, I have a better chance of getting what I want (i.e., dick in raw ass).

I start finger-fucking him, that brings a little resistance ("I don't really do that") but it fades.  First one finger, then two.   Time for me to make my move.  I remove the fingers, then start licking again.  He is moaning, and expecting the fingers to go back in.  Surprise, in goes my cock.

I love it.  He squeals like a pig, and his body stiffens like a metal rod, which gives me all the leverage I need for balls-deep entry.  He starts protesting - "hey, I don't get fucked, just want to have some safe fun."  "Me too," I say.  "Now just hold still and be a good boy - it's my turn to pop."

I start fucking his ass and it is tight.  I'm not going to last long, and he can't take much more (I can tell it is hurting him pretty bad - he is not loosening up at all.).

He says, "listen man, please don't cum in me, I got a family to think of."  Right at that moment, I squirt inside him.  Timing is everything!  I hear him say "Oh God, No!" but it's too late.  I'm fully inside him and the geyser is erupting.

"I told you not to cum in me, asshole," he says.  I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face, but I don't want to fight, so I try.  "Dude, you got to say that before a man's in you balls-deep and past the point of no return."  "Fuck that, you ask before you get to that point," he spits back.

"Really, you always asked the girls you fucked for permission before you came?"  He says, "Hell no, but that's different, you little faggot, there are disease issues to consider here."  (Oh, I love it, only gay guys have STDs. - man I do love straight guys.)

"You got nothing to worry about.  Go home to your wife."  He brushes by him, using his shoulder to shove me aside (desperately trying to regain some of his manhood, now), and says "I better not."  He's gone, I'm satisfied.  Everything is good.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Public Sex - Warning and Advice

A buddy of mine was just arrested for propositioning a cop in a public bathroom.  It was in an out of the way bathroom in a downtown hotel known (in the right circles) for sexual opportunities.  I've never been a fan of such meetings for two reasons:  (1) given I like to butt-fuck, it's usually hard to get that done in a public bathroom where people can come and go with little notice and (2) I don't want to get arrested.  However, after some discussions with my buddy, and others familiar with this scene, I thought I give a warning and some advice.

Warning:

Having sex in public places is notoriously risky.  It is illegal, and far easier for cops to prosecute than you may think.  First, sexual contact is not necessary to be arrested.  If the cop can make a case that you were soliciting sex, he can arrest you even without sexual contact.  Remember Larry Craig getting arrested in an airport.  The arrest was based on toe-tapping and a hand being visible under a stall.  Craig (doubtless an asshole whom I am not defending) never touched the cop's crotch or anything like that.  Second, sex where it can be seen by members of the public can get you in trouble, even if you think you have privacy.  For example, getting blown in a car parked on the street (or in a secluded area of a park) can get you in trouble if the cop can see you getting it from a legal vantage point.

Advice:

I have compiled some advice from those in the know about avoiding arrest.  Nothing eliminates all risk (especially if the cop is a gay-hater willing to lie about the sequence of events, etc.).  So, use this advice at your own risk.

(1) At a minimum, allow the other guy to make the first sexual move.  Cops will not generally touch you sexually.  [First, the ones willing to do this shitty work are almost surely straight, and don't want to touch a guy's privates.  Second, if the cop is wrong about the other guy's intentions, it could be sexual assault, or even if the other guy is looking for sex, it may be entrapment.]  Bottom line, if you are standing in the bathroom, and a guy rubs your cock, he is probably not a cop.  (On the other hand, cops are very willing to smile, wink, rub themselves, etc., to try and get you to make a move and get arrested.  Don't fall for it!)  A smile, small talk, etc., is not going to be enough to support an arrest.  So, keep it to that, until he moves sexually on you.

(2)  Suggest going to a walk. If you're in a park restroom, suggest a walk in the woods.  Chances are a cop is not going to leave his equipment, backup, etc., to take a walk with you  Not a guarantee but a good indication.

(3)  Don't be stupid.  If you're 50, fat, and balding, and there is a hot 30-something, clean-cut and built, seemingly inviting you to touch him, get a clue.  It's a cop.

Rationales for Taking the Risk:

So, as I mentioned, this is not my thing.  When I ask my buds, why do this, they respond with two lines of explanation.  First, it opens up a whole new type of guy to play with.  While hotel guys are usually white-collar professionals, the park guys are a mix of blue-collar, ethnic, and professional guys.  Almost always macho, mixes of ages and interests.  Second, guys also love the absence of drama or red tape.  It's quick and easy.  A smile, a rub of a crotch, and you are off to the races.  No exchanging pictures, long chats, wondering if the guy will show up, etc.  Still not worth it as far as I'm concerned, but to each his own.